I Write Custom Toasts and Roasts!

Are you needing a memorable, custom toast (or roast)...

                                                      ...and fast?

I'm more than happy to help you make that happen.

Whether you are celebrating a special occasion and are in need of something short and sweet (or are looking for something a little more on the sarcastic, burn-worthy side), I have created a simple question-and-answer form in which you can quickly and easily provide the information needed for me to create your personalized toast or roast, written in your own voice and style.

With me as your personal speech writer, you can rest assured that your custom speech will be a completely original work. I strive to respond quickly to any inquiries you may have, as well as to provide you with a quick turn-around time so that any revisions your speech may require can be completed for you promptly.

What You Receive

• A high-quality, custom speech at a fraction of the price you'll find elsewhere
• Turnaround time of no longer than 48 hours
• Any revisions, additions, or corrections (within reason) your completed speech may require
  
• Personalized help every step of the way
  

Click here to begin your online roast or toast today!

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(Psst - of you are interested in a wedding toast instead, please click here.)