In need of a memorable, custom toast (or roast), written by an actual person?
You’re in the right place!
Whether you are celebrating a special occasion and are in need of something short and sweet (or are looking for something a little more on the sarcastic, burn-worthy side), I have created a simple question-and-answer form (see below) in which you can quickly and easily provide the information needed for me to create your personalized toast or roast, written in your own voice and style.
With me as your personal speech writer, you can rest assured that your custom speech will be a completely original work. I strive to respond quickly to any inquiries you may have, as well as to provide you with a quick turn-around time so that any revisions your speech may require can be completed for you promptly.
What You Receive
A high-quality, custom speech at a fraction of the price you'll find elsewhere
Turnaround time of no longer than 48 hours
Any revisions, additions, or corrections (within reason) your completed speech may require
Personalized help every step of the way
Heirloom Writing Services charges $225 for an approximately 1000(plus)-word speech. That said, toasts and roasts are generally shorter than your average speech. For this reason, please contact me letting me know the time frame and/or word count you are looking for, and I will email you back a customized quote.
It's always a good idea, when hiring anyone for anything, to first check out their portfolio. This goes for all online writing services. I encourage you to do the same here, so that you can get a sense of my writing style. Click here to see a few of my speech examples.
Toast/Roast Order Form
There are [______] fields in total on this form. You may find some of the questions a little personal; this is so that I will have all the information I need to create the very best toast or roast for you. However, some of the questions may not be applicable. For questions you do not wish to answer, please put N/A or something of the like. Please take your time, answer to the best of your ability and I will take care of the rest. Please note: Heirloom Writing Services operates entirely online. If you have any questions or concerns regarding your speech order, please do not hesitate to Contact Me, and I will email you back as soon as possible.
Step 1: Submit this form (please ensure that you have a good Internet connection/that this page remains open until you are done). Step 2: Click on the Buy Now button.